"Hi mom, dad. I'm gonna go meet up with some pedophiles and have hot hot sex all night while doing all sorts of drugs. I might get hooked and have to stay forever, selling my body to get enough money. Problem is that's all going down in Cali. Can I go?"
Always works with my parents. Very effective.

And darn you for not saying the "OMG!" moment. >.<

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Exactly.

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Hmm sounds too simple. Maybe I should throw in something about getting pregnant..

My "OMG" moments are boooring.

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ummm sounds like a lost cause to me.
And come on i really wanna hear the omg moment, they're funny.

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Noo not a lost cause. ;___;

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Err. That'd be impossible with my parents...dunno about yours though...

Let them talk over the phone, show them reasons how you know they're not going to scar you for life, ask to take a friend with you.

Or just lie like hell.

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I'd say start talking about who you want to go visit, mentioning what a good friend they are, how much they really need somebody right now all that good stuff, then go on and let them talk to your parents on the phone. Good luck though hun

XD My parents are.. a bit more lenient about it? I JUST HAVE TO WORK ON THEM. I'm a very persistent individual and I won't stop asking until they say yes.

I told them they could talk to the parents over the phone but nooooo they just have to be butt heads about it. >_<;

... lying.. hmmm

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That sounds like a very smart idea.. And it could possibly work if I lay it on thick enough. Thank you

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